Consider this a mix of humor, seriousness and heart.
Okay, so my butt has been a total breaking down triple wide since I was in my early 30’s and after CRPS. For those of you who need some visual that means my health related issues gifted me a triple wide ass and one that I should have never accepted. Deteriorating as a result of everything I didn’t do for it! You know like “I gotta big butt and I cannot lie?” I’m thrilled to report that it’s a double wide now. 😛
Make my double wide even better. (I’ll show you when my mood tells me to. Lol)
Try not to build so much muscle that people who try to do me dirty don’t become my bitch! (Word porn: Perception and interpretation. I’ll never tell)
Try not to do things with the shake weight that other people find offending. (Focus on the ones who love it. :))
Stronger Than Pain